One of those days..

Uh, that's not me!
Uh, that’s not me!

Ever have one of those days, where you suddenly get a weird email?  Recently I thought the whole ‘google security’ thing was a bit over the top, then I get this fine email.  I’m pretty sure it’s from a hotel I stayed at, looks like they had something there to MitM me. Great.  But thankfully they used an old ass machine from the looks of it, so it triggered google.

You may want to check your security settings here, if you are using Google, with their security settings centre.

https://security.google.com/settings/security/secureaccoun

If you know your phone will work where you travel, and don’t mind the typical phone company overcharge for daring to leave the area, I’d enable 2 factor authentication as well.

Beats by DrDre

A typical 'beats' user trying to look smarmy.

First of all let me say I’m sick of the spam I’m getting for this crap.  Second of all ‘Dr Dre’ isn’t even a physician.  Instead he just hires wankers in the media to hock his overpriced headphones.

Really who buys audio equipment from someone who tries to pass themselves off as a physician, who doesn’t know the first thing about the inner workings of the ear?

What makes it even better is the paring of such audiophile nonsense with star power, in the hopes of bigger and better sales.

Justin Beiber Approved!

I mean really, who on earth would buy this crap?

This must be brought to you by the same people that make the ‘super SATA cables’ that magically improved the playback of MP3’s. Sheesh.

It really comes as no surprise that these “high end wankophile” electronics are manufactured by none other than…

Monster. What a surprise!

Indeed it just goes to show that some old ‘stars’ from the 80’s will whore themselves out to no end for whatever shitty ‘audiphile’ product, because a dollar is a dollar, meanwhile in the rush for some bucks they team up with Beiber. lol.

 The only thing missing here is beats for Dre’s wallet, and of course the insane in the brain special edition to anyone who buys anything from Monster.

So there you go, I’ve reviewed your shitty product “dr” Dre, now leave me the fuck alone!