I don’t know what I was expecting, but I thought I’d try to install Windows NT 3.1 Advanced Server in a KVM virtual machine. No doubt the processor is just too new. The -cpu 486 / -cpu pentium flags didn’t help things out at all. However using Qemu has it running just fine.
I also had this crazy idea that haproxy could front HTTP 1.1 requests into serweb so I could go back to having a Windows NT 3.1 web server. Naturally that didn’t work.
502 Bad Gateway
The server returned an invalid or incomplete response.
The useless update, is that I managed to get Apache 1.3.4 to compile and run on Windows NT 3.1!